I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in bokeh Paris's memek Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if bokep I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn crot you can't measure passion in terms of crot decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, crot porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than memek shriek like bokeh the rabid super-vixen in crot my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors bokeh regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of bokep another study by two researchers from the crot University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented crot hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As crot a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokeh most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on porn observation of our crot nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can porn understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: porn the bokep best sex bokep may just be the quietest.


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